Oh, hello there.

Have you come to pay for your Rainbow Treats? We knew you would.

Won't you join us in our Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose?

To Promote Niceness.
To Make the World Prettier.
To Share Candy With Everyone.
To Obfuscate the True Nature of the Milkman.
To protect the Milkman at all costs.
To Destroy All Who Would Harm the Milkman, or Threaten to Reveal His Secret Objective

What does the milk have?

It's fortified with what the world wants, with what the world deserves

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